i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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