bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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