I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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