Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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