Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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