Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
It was confusing and full of hummus
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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