where does the pee come out of this thing
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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