shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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