Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Randomize
