oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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