Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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