Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Randomize
