Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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