He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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