North Korea, Best Korea!
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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