I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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