i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Randomize
