Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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