If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
is it fun? or sober?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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