No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Couch. On fire.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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