so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
