yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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