Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i dont even know how to be here
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
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