Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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