yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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