great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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