I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Who died my cat blue again?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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