Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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