he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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