i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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