Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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