I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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