You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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