I forgot how hot balto sounded
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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