her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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