OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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