The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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