i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
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I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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