I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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