she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
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