She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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