Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
found the other keg... it's in the tree
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
i think i scared a bird with my dick
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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