you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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