I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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