Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Dick very happy bro
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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