Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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