My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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