what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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