dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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