i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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