I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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