The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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