I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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