my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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