If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
we're making bets on your personal life
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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