I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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